but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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