If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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