no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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