It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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