I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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