ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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