Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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