called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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