new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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