My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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