Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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