I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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