sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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