i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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