i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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