We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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