I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
