i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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