Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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