is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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