hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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