i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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