Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
It's never too late to be topless.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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