im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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