Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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