if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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