just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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