If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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