North Korea, Best Korea!
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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