just come out here and I will go home with you...
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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