Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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