I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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