At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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