All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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