im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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