I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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