There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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