It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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