ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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