I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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