I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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