I'm really into asian looking animals
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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