Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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