It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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