I seem to have left my pride at pride
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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