do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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