I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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