you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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