she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I didn't notice because vodka
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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