Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
