jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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